Dump n jump

The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.

Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”

by Juan Cena 21 September 25, 2019

News station n penetration

going on a random new-station while penetrating if you know what i mean (:

john likes news station n penetration when he's board of Netflix and chill.

by ityttv November 5, 2019

J U A N apostle

Joe mama's saviour from another world

Person 01:- who is J U A N apostle?
Person 02:-OMG! he's joe mama's saviour dude!

by Player Null April 15, 2022

Sir Toke N' Choke

One who rips the green everytime to the point of choking. Often coughs till next hit and then repeats his actions. Sometimes leads him to puke or gag, but almost always gets on his level fast.

Guy 1: Your such a Sir Toke N' Choke.
Guy 2: *Cough* I know man *Cough*

by Sir Toke N' Voke February 23, 2015

buff the tuff to kuff n' tuff

said when something particularly unpleasant happens

guy 1: "Hey, did you hear your mum got in a car accident?"
guy 2: "buff the tuff to kuff n' tuff"

by Theadourus January 29, 2024

A Brick ‘n’ half that

A Brick ‘n’ half Is when you go for a shit an say that’s A Brick ‘n’ half that.

“That was A Brick ‘n’ half that one.

by Booland March 18, 2019

Rip n dip

A clothing brand usually worn by hypebeasts

A phrase use to shorten the story of a condom ripping them you dipping

Yo I was dripping with my rip n dip on

Yo last night I ended up being a rip n dip night

by Kauan87 January 1, 2020