jamie moller

NOUN: awesome, caring, pain in the arse, acts like he doesnt care but does, understanding and loyal

that dog is so jamie moller

by jametr August 27, 2017

jess molli

The act to lick a women partner , the act of a cunnilingus on a women without putting your dick in it. Come from the song of Jess Molli - Lick it witch use some very direct lyrics to her male partner , but it can be use by every sex as long has you only lick it. It is the kunilator fantasy.

I would totally jess molli that girl dude.

She only wants to jess molli but im fine with it

by Kuni-Karlos September 23, 2017

Chode Molester

A person that has an affinity to chodes. Sometimes the chode-holder is unaware.

Person A: "YO Hendrik sucked three chodes last night."
Person B:"Damn, Hendrik is such a chode molester."

by KingSTiNX October 2, 2017

Microphone Molesting

When you're face timing someone and the microphone is being viciously blown into, rubbed on, etc.

"Stop microphone molesting, my ears hurt!"

by A Collection of Satanists October 9, 2017

Slutty mollicki

When a bitch is engaged but slobs on as many knobs before getting married

Wow Emily is getting married soon but she’s such a slutty mollicki

by Kampam April 20, 2018

mooshing mollusks

2 girls who like to have sex by scissoring

Dude I know she likes mooshing mollusks

by mr. insentia November 17, 2017

Frickin Moldovan

A person with the lowest level of intelligence.

A deceiving, childish, full of shit and totally retarded person. Also the kind of people you never want to meet, loves to say that he is Russian (neighbor country), because deep inside he knows that his country is a total shithole due to its own stupidity and arrogance.

Used as a direct insult at someone who does or says something soo ignorant that they take it to a whole other level of stupidity, just like a Moldovan would.

————————-Example One————————-
(Sitting in a Geography Class)

Student 1: (Asks Teacher) Hey where is Canada Located??
Student 2: (turns around surprisingly and says) Dude, you are such a FRICKIN MOLDOVAN.

The Whole Class laughs Hysterically.

————————-Example Two————————

Friend 1: Dude I just got the best Invention, that will make me a billionaire.

Friend 2: No way. What do you have in mind?

Friend 1: (excitingly replies) It will be an Automatically deployed parachute when it hits the ground.

Friend 2: (Disappointedly says) Wow....Fricken Moldovan.

—————————-Fun Joke—————————-

Q: How do Moldovans Drink Coffee???

A: They wear sunglasses and drink hot water.

by 100% BigMouth November 26, 2017