The University of Fucked

Not an actual school per se, it's:

A. Where you end up when you have zero options and your life is fucked.
B. When life schools you as to what truly fucked feels like.
C. Basically, when you be fucked.

Shana: "Hey, have you seen Devon?"
Paul: "Poor guy, he's at The University."
Shana: winces "The University of Fucked."

by BlkFlg August 10, 2024

Play pussy get fucked

when somebody is playing pussy or acting like a bitch also doing dumb shit and they play pussy , and pussy get fucked

random : you don’t want theses problems

random : alright play pussy get fucked up

by anonymous December 27, 2023

You bitch ass mother fucker

When someone did someone to or about you that you find does bad in your name

(Hailey makes a urban dictionary definition about me)
Me “You bitch ass mother fucker”

by Fuck-you-Hailey December 28, 2023

Nigglytarded waffle fucker

This phrase is used to mention a person, who is so fucking stupid and is such a retarded cunt that it breaks the bounds of the 5th dimension and shatters a hole through space and time.

The invention of this phrase all started about 7 minutes ago in the middle of an argument in rainbow six siege.

Person 1: Bitch!
Person 2: Fuckwit
Person 1: Cuntwad
Person 2: Nigglytarded waffle fucker
Person 1: what in the shit did i just hear leave your mouth?

by Piss_shitter January 21, 2024

got me fucked up in this hoe

When a mf buzzin, saying the most questionable shit that makes you think: "Do I kick it with this nigga on the daily or is he a crackhead, but fuck he right fr."

Person 1: Yo nigga I asked a bitch if it was pink and she said fuck you nigga!
Person 2: Gang you got me fucked up in this hoe, the fuck you doing asking a bitch that?

by Nigga55533 April 17, 2024

Sideways mother fucker

Someone who talks about someone else in a indirect way

"Man my feet are ugly" while talking in the presence of someone with ugly feet in response the other party would say "man your a Sideways mother fucker"

by Coloradonik April 20, 2024

Caps Lock FUcker

The cAPS lOCK Fucker is rthe guy WHO fucks with your caps lock so you type like a maniac.

Example:
mY Name is JAy and My caps LOCK is fucking with ME

Billy: Yo bob, did the caps lock fucker hack your keyboard?
Bob: Yes, and I HATe it sO MUCH I wanT TO EAT mY SHINbonE

by DefNotBruh April 25, 2024