Skip to main content

dog squat

Dog squat is like horse or bull shit only smaller. When a person is just fibbing or embellishing a story and not outright lying it's dog squat.
Bill claims he out ran the police in his Covair, that's a whole batch of Dog Squat!
by Class clown October 17, 2013
mugGet the dog squat mug.

fate dog

1. one who is completely and utterly a failure. i.e. fat chick trying to run.

2. A person who sucks a fucking pussy.

3. you're a fate dog when you try, but fail on an epic level
by Fatal HK August 6, 2011
mugGet the fate dog mug.

Broken Dog

Willow- a bird dog that hunts butterflies, grasshoppers, or any thing else that is not a bird!
Willow- broken dog- is a bird dog that has no knowledge on hunting birds, but will point on grasshoppers, butterflies or anything else that moves, but not a bird!
by Twist of Cain October 18, 2011
mugGet the Broken Dog mug.

dog blocking

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting cuddles by lying between you and her in bed or on the couch. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and getting cuddles, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.
I did not get to cuddle with my girl last night because I got dog blocked. dog blocking
by John_doe42069 March 3, 2023
mugGet the dog blocking mug.

Gay Dog

A holding text or communication of little relevance used to fill gaps in, string along or re-ignite conversation with a would be lover when you have no actual content to share with them.

The message in question often contains a photo or reaction to a mundane or everyday object of little relevance to either party, such as a pet dog. The more mundane or irrelevant the exclamation, the gayer the dog.
Chad 1: Are you still texting that lady from the club the other night?

Chad 2: Nah bru, not really. I let that one slide.

Chad 1: Best to keep these things warm. You never know when it might come in usefull. Nothing strenuous, just drop the odd Gay Dog from time to time.

Chad 2: Yea, you're right. I've got a picture of a sunset somwhere I can send her. I will do that now. Thats for keeping me sharp bro.

Chard 1: Peace.
by Curious Beast March 17, 2023
mugGet the Gay Dog mug.

poofta dog

When a dog with big muscles chokes on a smaller dog
My dog would choke on your dog because it’s a Poofta dog
by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023
mugGet the poofta dog mug.

dog pog

its when your expectations of a person exceed and you like real love their personality.
to show how to use dog pog, use the puppy emoji
by dog pog December 16, 2020
mugGet the dog pog mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email