Jack of all trades

A person described by Robert Kennedy as a whore.

Maddox is a jack of all trades because he’s a filthy whore.

by Qurisp Fibonacci July 28, 2023

Jill of All Skills

Female version of "jack of all trades, female with a wide variety of abilities and knowledge of many topics

My mom is a jill of all skills.

by Suzette Rosdower March 28, 2021

all the blood went to the wrong places

a man’s penis becomes erect when he didn’t want it to

he had to leave before anyone saw. all the blood went to the wrong places

by pinkyoshi420 June 12, 2022

all portions

it means doing everything there is to do, sex wise. inc sex and sexual foreplay

Honey, what do you want to do tonight?" "all portions babe". the couple proceed to rip of each others clothes and rub their naked bodies together, she grabs his hand and puts it on her tit, he squeezes, then he puts her hand on his cock, she strokes, then she dips down and bjs him - deepthroating of course. he moans and cums in her mouth, grabbing her tits with more pressure. she suddenly stops and turns around, her wet pussy on his face, his balls in her mouth. he rubs her clit with his tongue, then gently licks her flaps and all around. she shivers, wanting him to come inside her, so he licks over her pussy repeatedly making her cum, then he inserts his tongue, just slightly, into her pussy and she groans, begging him for more. he pushes his tongue in and out of her pussy and she reaches orgasm. he lays her out and turns her over so her butt is on his lap and her legs either side of him. he kisses her cheeks, then lifts her so she is on all fours, in doggy styleposition, and bends over her. his stiffy is next to her pussy, she is pushing against him trying to make him come inside her so he does, pushing and pushing into her making her scream with pain and delight. when they are done they lay together both soaking wet his hand on top of her minge her hands on his chest. "you did that well" she whispered. he replied "just remember babe: all portions r my fav.

by bi-girl and proud :) December 30, 2010

All Naughtural

When you put your dick on your girls pubes and pretend to be hiding in the grass with your dick only to jump out like a predator into her pussy.

Man I’d all naughtural jesica so hard.

by Cock handle November 19, 2020

all beef and no broth

Refers to guys with big dicks but low sperm counts

He can't get his girl pregnant because he's all beef and no broth.

by 1HNIC$ March 11, 2017

<.7.9.7.6.>Bar hopping with the crew and we all getting high to dance, dance, dance the night away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Bar hopping with the crew and we all getting high to dance, dance, dance the night away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Bar hopping with the crew and we all getting high to dance, dance, dance the night away<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025