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gods cotton

God's cotton. Is the most potent Danky dank of the dankiest of dank.

This sativa strain is only grown in Mooresville IN
Friend:Hey man wanna get some gods cotton?

Bruh: nah bro I was nodding out on that bud besides I got more right here

Friend: you didn't smoke it all?

Bruh: impossible nobody can smoke that much not even god himself

Friend: ....

Bruh: well maybe..

Friend: only one way to find out

(Conclusion: they took one toke and passed out)
by DaddyDankmaster February 25, 2017
mugGet the gods cottonmug.
When you see something so fucked up even god itself would weep when presented with it
Friend 1: Hey man, I just finished watching Shouju Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? Hold up, let me search it up real quick
Not that long later
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?
by Yabeast101 March 22, 2025
mugGet the I saw the face of god and it was weepingmug.

Shrimp God

"Justin's the shrimp god!"
by Basedgod69 March 17, 2015
mugGet the Shrimp Godmug.

God

A person named Urica. Totally not my friend
by anonymous May 18, 2021
mugGet the Godmug.

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Wife: Honey, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Husband: Good Morning and God Bless, darling!
by Tainthair May 23, 2018
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God count

The number of a random thing that you will never know, only a god could know by watching
“I really wish I knew what my god count was for how many strangers found me attractive

“Bro, you’re lucky if it’s 3”
by Night Monkey December 10, 2021
mugGet the God countmug.

God

Who is god ?
Jayda she’s hot lol
by Satan69swag November 18, 2020
mugGet the Godmug.

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