playoff pussy

A person who bandwagons a team during the playoffs, but can't be found during the regular season, and definitely can't be found once the team loses. This individual will become quite unbearable in the face of victory as they join in the collective camaraderie of real fans and proclaim that they "always knew" or "good things come to those who wait" or any other cliché that their monkey brain can churn out...

In preparation, they will purchase several pieces of clothing to rep (hat, hoodie, retro jersey, etc.) from Fanatics and will get that overnight shipping because they're that desperate.

The worse thing is that they will repeat the same process the next year with a different team, unless they're exposed...so...EXPOSE THEM PLZ!!!

Acquaintance: Did you see Carter rocking that Mutombo jersey?

Me: Yup, he wasn't wearing that a few months ago.

Acquaintance: What a pussy!

Me: A playoff pussy...

by JimmyViral January 5, 2019

Pussy Move

When your playing a game of uno and you use the color changing card as the last move instead of any other card

Savannah: Uno
Hayden: Plays card
Carley: Plays card
Savannah: Lays a pussy move card
Hayden&Carley: That’s a fucking pussy move

by Yelrac Gonl January 12, 2019

Pussy Ting

A mans who gets roasted and attempts to chirp back but fails miserably

Jevontae chirps Jason by talking about punching his mom's doughnut and his comeback was you a Pussy ting fam

by TrapMoneyBrutus January 16, 2019

Pussy Punt

while pussy eating, you thrust your hips and punt the girl's face forcefully off your pussy

I grabbed the bitch by the hair and pussy punted her off the bed.

by LezzBeHonest July 9, 2018

Pussy Hooks

A pussy hook is someone you can hit up to have sex with

damn, i got all dem pussy hooks brotha

by SLAYERFUCKINRULES July 16, 2018

pussy patrol

{the cat cops{

snuggle smuggler: oh no the {pussy patrol}
Cat Officer 1: Stop right there! we have evidence to prove you are hiding illegal pussy
snuggle smuggler: ohh nooo

by Digital Guy July 26, 2018

Pussy mustache

When a girl shaves her pubes into a mustache shape. Extra style points are often given if she achieves a handlebar shape and waxes the tips.

Your pussy mustache is tickling my sideburns, and I love it.

by Whiskey151 August 1, 2018