Job bid for 8 hrs takes Jim or John 2 hrs! Both clowns spend 6 hrs sitting in van or texting mistresses!!!!
by Wolf77 February 11, 2023
Get the scam jobmug. its what it looks like bihh
by zaqswxdecfrvgtbhnjmko,lp.;pl,o March 10, 2021
Get the blow jobmug. When two people, generally of European ethnicity that has been called a wog before, are doing some sort of work around the house by any means (usually cheap) but one of them stand there and talk trash the entire time. Then proceeds to take partial credit later when the job is done.
Person 1: *Doing hard work, like fixing up a backyard gate*
Person 2: Yeah, this is boring. Oh, you need that tool over there? I cbf getting it. Dude, you're so uptight.
Later on...
Person 2: Oh, we sorted that gate out for you and it won't cause you any more problems.
Person 1: Oh, you lazy wog piece of sh-
Person 2: Alright, we'll be off now. *Damn, these wog jobs are such a breeze*
Person 2: Yeah, this is boring. Oh, you need that tool over there? I cbf getting it. Dude, you're so uptight.
Later on...
Person 2: Oh, we sorted that gate out for you and it won't cause you any more problems.
Person 1: Oh, you lazy wog piece of sh-
Person 2: Alright, we'll be off now. *Damn, these wog jobs are such a breeze*
by Dannyboy51196 June 12, 2018
Get the Wog jobmug. Are shit. Any YouTuber claiming that their is nothing wrong with 9 to 5 jobs is lying to avoiding losing fans for denigrating... Well... They fans. Because THEIR FANS have to work 9 to 5 jobs.
Hym "Show me a single YouTube who disparages 9 to 5 jobs and I'll show you a YouTuber with 0 subscribers. They're like women! 'Baby dicks are a fine! I mean, my boyfriend has a big fat cock but... You know, there are benefits to having a a 9 to 5- Uh, I mean, baby dick.' They use FEMALE MANIPULATION to pander to their followers. And retaining followers motivates literally everything they do! So they DON'T HAVE TO WORK A 9 TO 5! If you work a 9 to 5 job.... YOU KNOW that there are A LOT of things wrong with 9 to 5 jobs. They want you to deny reality entirely."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2024
Get the 9 to 5 jobsmug. A blowjob from a grotesque, disgusting, toothless, sloppy, sweaty, older Floridian woman. Specifically given in the Everglades. Has to be performed with swamp water in their mouth. Must be very throaty. Be ready to get hepatitis A, B, or C.
by Griggle May 25, 2024
Get the Swamp Jobmug. Steve Jobs has recently passed away from a disease known as Ligma. Ligma is a deadly disease along with Etma, Sugma, and Puten, all from the originated source Candice
by sethishot69420 April 30, 2023
Get the Steve Jobsmug. by Kittenbaby8285 September 30, 2018
Get the Eskamo Jobmug.