lop tit

A chick with boobs so off proportion that one of them seems to be a completely different size and height. Example one tit is of a 21 year old perky 34c and the other is of a 55 year old 38dd. Lop tit.
I think we can tell which tit was the favorite of this woman's kid. She's got one tit a c cup at eye level and one tit a d cup at belly button level. Lady has the definition of lop tits.
by BostonAlan August 03, 2017
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tit wangler

1. To wangler someones breasts
2. used a derogatory term to describe just about anyone
1. whooooooa! id love to tit wangler her dude!
2. damn why are you such a tit wangler, fuck off!
by Lemoo April 27, 2007
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send tit pic day

June 25 National send Tic pic day. Where you send a pic of your bare titties to whoever sends you this
by dyl2wavvy August 03, 2022
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National Tits Day

June 6
The day in which you girlfriend has to send you tits pictures
June 6 is National Tits Day
by Xdxy June 07, 2021
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Just Punching Tits

Giving females the equivalent to males' "blue balls". Or giving them a yeast infection, if you may.
Hey did you guys hook up last night?
Sure did... but she wouldn't put out and we were just punching tits.
by Alessio Datura February 19, 2022
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personality tits

When someone is so kind, caring and calming,
that you can imagine them as a thicc anime mommy.
"Man I'm feeling so bad right now."
"I feel like nobody cares."

"Go see that person, they've got massive personality tits."
by BerniiGames July 28, 2024
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