Throat Job

(n.) abbr. TJ, T.J. (rarely); teejay (slang)
An act of sexual gratification performed by a man inserting his penis into another person's stoma (tracheostomy).

Man: "I told you, if you kept smoking, you would end up getting cancer."
Darth Vader: "But now I'm selling 5 minute teejays for $100. Plus the $20 swallowing bonus is automatic."
Man: "I could go for a throat job right now. Frequent flyer discount?"

by Apexas October 13, 2023

“O” job

When your woman gives you a hand job with a leather glove on.

My girlfriend just pulled an “o” job

by Lsnlnda October 20, 2023

poop job

when someone eats the feces of their partner

I did a good poop job

by sploogeleakage October 24, 2023

Blow Job

When a lady decides she likes a dude and then they have oral sex where the woman sucks the dudes penis, its really complitcated. let me put this onto detail.

annah: "john im like so horny right now"
john: "you know what that means"
annah slowly takes off johns shirt as john takes off annahs shirt and bra
john stands up and annah goes on her knees his penis is out she sucks on it
annah does this for a little and then sperm erects from johns PP.

Blow Job
(bloe-johb)

by PleaseStop:) October 24, 2023

national blow job day

this day is held any day in november 😛

“hey its national blow job day!”
“woopie!!”

by imadethissomybfcanbehappy October 28, 2023

Saipan Job

A raw deal. Usually, something that looks good at first until you start.

Jim: Heyyy I hate this job I got!
Tina: In paradise makin bank?
Sara: Haha he just learned the beaches are doodoo and they lied, it's a Saipan job!

by napvibes October 31, 2023

spring job

When you wrap a spring around a guys penis and the spring helps jerk him off

Bro this girl gave me a spring job last night

by The long legs November 4, 2023