Tits

This is not a definition, it is a statement.

On the last day of school my male friend Jake just randomly put his hand up to my friend Ivy’s tits and squished them twice really quickly.
I was shocked but I just stood there and was like “the frik dude 😳”
Then he did the same to me and then I took a step back and said “ the frik Jake plz stop 😳”
AND THEN- he fake punched ivy’s private part and I was like “stop Jake or I’m telling u off 🤓😝”
And he just giggled and turned around.

Yes, he is the naughty kid.
Yes, this was in grade 4.
Yes, I do still remember this for some reason.

Thx 4 reading lol.

Jake: *walks over to Benjamin * yo Benjamin guess what I just touched their tits hehahehahehaheha🐬🐷🐽 * snort snort*
Benjamin: AYOOOOOOO 🙊hohoheeheehaha🎅

by SomeGirlThatGotBeatenUpByJake December 21, 2022

Stroke Tits

Lob sided, asymmetrical boobs

Dude, I unclipped her bra and she had stroke tits!

by Dingo Plingus March 8, 2021

Average ass Big tits

Average ass big Tits screams TAURUS

she has an average ass big tits
Ofc she’s a taurus, i’d still hit tho!

by Factslmao December 6, 2020

Tits fucking McGee

A girl that would make you cheat on your significant other. The girl tends to have big tits. Referring to Bombshell McGee.

*Jared eyes a jogger with intent*

Jared: "Tits fucking McGee!!!"

by einsBAMF October 11, 2011

tits

girls boobies

this is girls two dots also known as tits

by mizbah khan June 6, 2022

Tit

Too sensitive; squishy

Just do it! You're being a tit right now, man!

by Nyashchan June 24, 2022

tits on the balcony

When your boobs are SO close to a nip slip. Like they're literally spilling out of your top, defying all laws of physics to somehow stay in place.

"Holy shit, my boobs are literally spilling out of this corset top."

"What? As in tits on the balcony type spillage?"

"Yeah fr. I don't know how I haven't flashed anyone yet."

by CryptidKor4 March 19, 2023