lil skippy

(1) what i call my sister
(2) the name of a young skipper

(1) get me food, lil skippy!
(2) that boy is the skipper’s son. he’s a lil skippy!

by mjb2 August 3, 2018

Digit Slipper

The kind of human who slips a sneaky digit in your bum hole during sex without prior warning.

'I was having sexy times with Faloola the other night and it turns out she's a Digit Slipper!'
'no way, what a lucky gentleman you are Fitzroy'

by Torakvf44 September 25, 2018

Baltimore Slipper

When your girl is giving you an amazing blow job right before you’re abour to cum, she slides a finger up your ass.

My side piece gave me a Baltimore Slipper while we were in Baltimore, she’s the best.

by Jay Puff $ February 18, 2019

poop slipper

When you step in such an enormous pile that it squishes up through your toes and wraps around your foot thus forming the poop slipper

Bill was just having a nice barefooted walk in the grass and stepped in such a monster pile of dogshit he got a poop slipper

by Massman and Big Daddy Boose May 11, 2019

slopy slappy butixcake

When u fuck ur girl so hard se shits in her ass and den u take salt and put it in her buttox

I want you to slopy slappy butixcake

by Hans gutenhagen May 27, 2019

Hairy sloppy salad

A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary

His girl: a wha-?

A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

by yourmcmdied September 22, 2019

the slippery condom

Much like a condom, immature humans will be splattered on the inside.

And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.

I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.

Have you seen joe's new car? You mean 'the slippery condom?'

by burgundyyyy December 8, 2019