lock me off

Trinidadian slang for "stop talking to me" / "I don't want anything to do with you"

*Girl 1 betrays Girl 2's trust* (Let's say Girl 1 slept with Girl 2's boyfriend and they were best friends beforehand)

Girl 2: Lock me off eh gyul yuh too dutty and stink wit yuh self. (Stop talking to me, you are an untrustworthy person!).

Girl 3: U n Girl 1 stop talk awah? (Are you and Girl 1 still talking to each other?)

Girl 2: No ah lock she off long time. (I stopped speaking to her a while ago).

by trinislang September 16, 2017

coming off a turd

A special category of farts. These babies pack a punch and can clear a room.

Caused by not having had a bowel movement and the farts get that extra smelly boost from the deuce on deck.

I hate when someone drops ass in the subway.

I know. Especially one "coming off a turd"

by Cosmo88 November 17, 2017

tear jerk-off

Purposely watching a sad movie to cry for pleasure

"I haven't cried in so long, I need a tear jerk-off session"

by baby-yeezus March 4, 2017

lumber-jacking off

When one masturbates upon waking up in an effort to relieve themselves of morning wood

Yeah I caught Johnny lumber-jacking off on PornHub in his bed yesterday after his 6:30am alarm.

by Medici32 May 29, 2016

Cut him off

He only wanted my money so i had to cut him off.

Snip snip cut him off.

by mennäperille December 10, 2019

clash off CoC

clash off CoC means to violently confront someone while "off" cocaine. CoC is a word for cocaine in Irish.

Person 1: I heard you and tom got in a fight last night.
Person 2: Yeah we had a clash off CoC.

by x92h35zku4 March 10, 2020

Get off at Haymarket

Using the 'withdrawal method' of contraception.

In Edinburgh, Scotland, Haymarket is a railway station arrived at just before the city's main station, Waverley. So by getting off at Haymarket you aren't going the full distance.

"Hey Enzio, I hear you got another bird pregnant, you should maybe get off at Haymarket"

by hIVh September 17, 2020