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Meat Hoodie

He had a meat hoodie so I guess he isn't really Jewish.
by Badbrad September 24, 2016
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Blue Meat

What your dick turns into when getting a handjob from a White Knuckler
Jordan: “Bro, this girl from church squeezed my dick so hard it gave me blue meat!”
Drew: “That’s what happens when you let a White Knuckler jerk you off.”
by pocketmuffin24 July 3, 2020
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Slick meat sandwich

Another term for a blow job. The blower’s hand curves to make the “bread” and the blowee’s penis becomes the “meat.”
Ashley: What are you having for lunch today?
Marin: I’m meeting Blake and I’m gonna have a slick meat sandwich!”
by prettykitty1 March 22, 2022
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beat girl meat

when finally get that sweet ass all alone and she let you drop her drawls then its time to beat girl meat
(smash that pussy)
bruh Im horny af...fuck it im finna call my chick and beat girl meat...lmao
by my fucking teeth hurt April 3, 2016
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meat scrap

Stop being stupid you fucking meat scrap
by John ZZ October 22, 2017
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Port Meat

A term used by major league sports players to describe their various flings in cities around the country.

Since they travel often for games, it is not unfounded to think some major league players have multiple women available for hookups in cites they often travel to.

The term can be considered derogatory since it’s technically referring to “Meat” in a “Port of Entry”.

During his 13 year career in the NBA. It is approximated that 1978 NBA Hall of Fame Inductee Wilt Chamberlain had sex with 20,000 different women, roughly 2.3 woman per day. The woman he had sex with in the various cities he traveled to could be considered “Port Meat”. It is not known if the term was colloquially used by him or NBA players at the time.
I have some Port Meat waiting for me after our game in Austin.
by Drew East December 11, 2022
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Tubular Meat

The art of taking highly sought after, refined, and/or bottom grade cuts of meat and introducing it to a meat-grinder. Once ground, such substances will be rolled into tubular form to be enjoyed in a bun, in-hand or chopped into slices on top of of a charkcoochie board. Tubular meat is life…. #savethedogs #keepmeattubular

@PEENABONIA
Duuuuuuudeee ain’t nothing like a chilled two-six of Tecatès and a couple packs of tubular meat on the Weber to get the weekend goin’!!
by Sheanado August 11, 2023
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