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cum farting gutterwhore

Any whore, woman or male, who farts cum. One assumes that they are from the gutter, and probably not looking up at the stars as they would be too busy looking for drops coming out of their pantleg onto the ground.
That Linda is such a cum farting gutterwhore. Her anus could take a two liter coke bottle with room to spare.
by jeebuschristmas April 20, 2017
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cum covered tissues

A tissue after a guy wipes the cum off his dick after jerking off.
I came so hard, all my tissues were cum covered tissues😂
by Official urban definer August 21, 2016
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Missouri Cum Wagon

When a guy and girl are fucking in the car and he jizzes all over the seat/interior of car.
She was riding me until my car turned into a Missouri Cum Wagon!
by Jackson Missippi July 17, 2016
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shit load of cum

Some kind of shit coming out of a dick.

Tastes like cinnamon.
"That was a god damn massive shit load of cum in my mums mouth, dude."
by ShitLoadOfCum January 22, 2018
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Siamese Cum Twins

Two boys simultaneously cumming as they grab each other’s legs and hold hands, as they chant yes daddy.
Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman grabbed each other’s legs as they finished in their pants as passionate Siamese Cum Twins”
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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Canadian cum stash

A group of preferably 2 males and 2 females get together at 12:00 AM sharp and have speed sex to be the first one to cum. The first male to reach that point gets to give the other a fat and steamy load of jizz right across the other males upper lip.
Me and the ole lady beat Matt and his girl in the Canadian cum stash last night.
by Berrie Mcockener February 20, 2023
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did you cum?

i did not did you cum?
by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021
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