Herb Ass

Has absolutely nothing to do with being gay, as in homosexual gay not as in "lol lyk wut a fag" More like ..a stupid idiot.

hey look at froggy, he's such a herb ass mother fucker because he smells!

by namaste August 15, 2004

ass cock

A dumbass action or person who does a completely idiotic to do; a dick.

Justin: I rocked you in the game of bball son.
Alex:Yeah, almost as hard as I rocked your mom last night.
Justin: You ass cock!

by ratpack July 29, 2008

ass turkey

the act of performing oral sex upon a woman while simutaniously making turkey sounds.

"When I get home from this 6 month deployment to Iraq, I'm giving my girlfriend the ass turkey"

by pete soriano March 10, 2004

swamp ass

See soup ass.

Man, I bet that fat bitch been sitting in the sun so long in those fat-ass pants she gots herself a serious case of swamp-ass.

by Marko October 23, 2002

punk-ass

one who is a punk
ie; a sore loser, a loser, or a stingy bastard

just let me borrow a dollar punk-ass bitch

by random hero February 19, 2003

ass goblins

A goblin like creature that lives in your ass.

Beware of the ass goblins.

by Melanie January 9, 2004

kiss ass

Someone eager to please another person out of desperation by paying compliments and other pathetic stuff.

Normal guy "Hey I'm from Ireland just to let you know"

Ass kisser "You're Irish, oh cool Irish people are so badass are so sexy"

Normal guy "Yeah and you're a feckin kiss ass gay, You weren't saying that when my family came to America ages ago were you.

Ass kisser "I'm Irish too"

Normal guy "That's it kissing my ass is one thing but claiming to be Irish when you're not is just asking for a boot up your ass"

by Smack jack March 13, 2010