Vim Job

The act of rimming the "event horizon" or most exterior portion of the vaginal entrance with the tongue and avoiding such an act on the anus.

Come on baby, get down there and give me a vim job. Don't get my butthole though, it's filthy.

by Imnewherewhatsthis September 21, 2025

job enterview

A meeting with a potential new female employee where the male company-rep either has oral/vaginal sex with --- i.e., "enters" --- said position-seeking chick, or "seeks a position" of his own by "doing the 69" with her and sticking his face between her legs to get a good "view" of her "entrance", while she simultaneously performs a "job" on his behalf --- i.e., gives him fellatio and/or jerks him off.

Monica Blewinsky had already been hired for a good while before Slick WIllie asked her to pleasure his "willy", and so what they did could not really have been called a "job enterview". However, one could indeed conceivably "view" Willie's putting his willy between Monica's lips and sliding it up inside of her mouth to get a blowJOB as being a part of Monica's "job", in that it was during her working hours that Willie "entered" her mouth, and also got a good "view" of her tits and vagina while he played with them.

by QuacksO April 30, 2025

No Jobs Hot

A female (or male) that is good looking enough to get through life without ever having to work. This is because they can easily find people to pay all of their expenses. It doesn't necessarily mean that they aren't working, rather, that they don't have to be working,

Girl1: what does she do? She always comes out of her penthouse duplex in these gorgeous clothes, and has no regular schedule.

Girl 2: Her? Oh she's no jobs hot, so she always has some rich guy paying for everything. This sheik bought her a Maserati AND a Lamboughini as a present last month.

Girl 1: That's so much better than my life.. I have to work twelve hours a day. Do you think that I could just have somebody pay for everything?

Girl 2: hahaha, NO WAY! You are not that good looking, and definitely need to work at least one job to pay for your bills.

by sugarbuns69 April 9, 2015

lean job

A lean job is essentially a hand job, but incorporates the use of vaseline as a lubricant.

Colin: Man, after I finished giving Esther a break last night, I was still able to talk her into giving me a lean job.

by Travesty360 March 4, 2017

Swab Job

Receiving oral while cleaning your ears in a pleasurable fashion with a Q tip or cotton swab. Also known as an “SJ” or the good ol Gerstenzang. In honor of Leo Gerstenzang, the inventor of the Q tip.

I was cleaning my ears the other night, when the wife surprised me with a Swab Job.

by Edward2yourMother February 26, 2018

Job

Oh are you super good at running a brothel for one of the retards in your group home? Is that what you value? Working hard in a place were the employees whore themselves out to a cripple? What do I get? Because the whores get paid to have sex and you get promotions you don't deserve for running a retard sex cult. Nothing. The answer is nothing. Unless I rape and murder the people who participate and the retards who don't need to exist in the first place. Then what I get is to punish people who absolutely deserve it.

Your job is to do whatever the fuck you want and leave the mess for others to clean up. If I were to do that you all wouldn't like it very much would you? No. You know how I know? Because I stopped doing my job and started doing whatever the fuck I wanted to do. And now all I want to do is fuck that whore and kill that retard. That is the only thing that matters to me at this point and in the worst case scenario I can just find someone guilt adjacent to punish instead. Because you can hide a Cripple and a whore but you can't hide everyone who knows who they are.

by Hym Iam November 20, 2020

ocular job

when a man ejaculates inside of a womans eye. Preferably as she looks right at his penis hole.

Hey, why didn't you go to BBYO today? I was too busy giving my girlfriend an ocular job!

by bbyoincorp March 17, 2011