Hand Pussy

What lonely boys use in order to get off when they’re craving real pussy.

Drake S: Hey Isaac, heard you’ve been getting lots of pussy lately?
Isaac B: yeah, about to run out of lotion from all this hand pussy.

by Donnie Drakko August 4, 2022

scrumpy hands

A tradition in New Zealand. Where someone who is drinking scrumpy cider, tapes a 1.25L bottle either hand and is not allowed to remove them until they have finished the aforementioned bottle/s.
Typically popular in hospitality and university parties.

"Yo josh, did you see that noa is doing scrumpy hands tonight?"
"Lets hope he can finish them before needing to piss"

by Andrew Little December 17, 2023

Eliza Coupe Is Right`~`Handed

Eliza Coupe Is Right`~`Handed

Eliza Coupe Is Right`~`Handed

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Professional Hand Clown

Referring to anyone who gets paid or compensated to do sexual favors with just their hands.

“Hey did you know Amber is a real Professional Hand Clown? Don’t tell anyone she doesn’t want her husband to find out.”

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

mr./ms. lucky hands

a person (male or female) who solves things in a wrong or negligent way but somehow it works

(the term is used sarcastically, its not a compliment)

-how much score did you got in the exam? i got 30/100

-90/100

-HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

-i just picked and marked random answers in the whole test.

-oh, how impressive: mr./ms. lucky hands...

by hoxton1998 June 20, 2024

hell off right hand

WHEN you play a good soccer and throw good with right hand

My friend has hell off right hand!

by melanieeeee May 17, 2018

Left-Handed Cappuccino

The process of giving a Left-Handed Cappuccino is described as soaking your left hand in near boiling full fat milk and aggressively jerking off the person who ordered it.

“Hi could I please order a Left-Handed Cappuccino?”

“Sure thing, would you like it dry or moist?”

“I’ll take it dry and dirty please, thank you”

by Agent Faggaballs October 22, 2025