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America’s Tits

Tits so large, voluptuous, sparkly, perky, and gorgeous that the beholder was forced to sign their tits over to the government to become public property. A mandated but selfless act. All Americans share equal access to these love lumps, like a national park.
It’s such a shame Ryan doesn’t let Christie flash her tits to America now that they’re married. He thinks he owns them but we know they are America’s Tits - they belong to EVERYONE.
by True_X_Blue May 6, 2025
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bush tits

That old man over there has “bush tits
by Moodndashade December 2, 2021
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Tit Fucked

When a guy puts his dick in between somebody’s tis and thrusts

This isn't restricted to JUST women, men can be tit fucked. But just like women, they too also have to have a large chest for it to actually work
“Yea dude I totally tit fucked Jennifer last night
“Really? I did the same thing with James two days ago!”
by Digister July 4, 2022
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Great Tit

A person who is perceived to be a fool or and idiot.
You great tit. You've lost the car keys.
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Tits

This is not a definition, it is a statement.

On the last day of school my male friend Jake just randomly put his hand up to my friend Ivy’s tits and squished them twice really quickly.
I was shocked but I just stood there and was like “the frik dude 😳”
Then he did the same to me and then I took a step back and said “ the frik Jake plz stop 😳”
AND THEN- he fake punched ivy’s private part and I was like “stop Jake or I’m telling u off 🤓😝”
And he just giggled and turned around.

Yes, he is the naughty kid.
Yes, this was in grade 4.
Yes, I do still remember this for some reason.

Thx 4 reading lol.
Jake: *walks over to Benjamin * yo Benjamin guess what I just touched their tits hehahehahehaheha🐬🐷🐽 * snort snort*
Benjamin: AYOOOOOOO 🙊hohoheeheehaha🎅
by SomeGirlThatGotBeatenUpByJake December 21, 2022
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Tits

Malik: Tits! Here Tits!

Isabella: Shut up Dick!
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Stroke Tits

Lob sided, asymmetrical boobs
Dude, I unclipped her bra and she had stroke tits!
by Dingo Plingus March 8, 2021
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