Cunt-fu

The art of being the Bruce Lee of pussy pounding.

Guy1: "Hey man, you better make sure you unload that gun before fucking that ho. She's a sex MACHINE!"

Guy2: "No fucking way dude. I know cunt-fu!"

by Bobby "The German" September 29, 2007

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cunt christ

Mad but have no one to blame but god

Playing call of duty multiplayer trying to finish a challenge and blame cunt christ because it's a peice of shit game

by ThePibbaBubberSodaPup January 8, 2017

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Cunt Lapping

To lick the female genitals as a dog would lap up water from a bowl.

"I was cunt lapping last night, and it took my bird so long to cum, I had face ache for a full hour!"
"No shit?!"
"For real."
"Damn."

by Sisi786 August 21, 2013

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Dinosaur Cunt is a old white Anglo Saxon ultra conservative bastard, opinionated, racist, red neck, bigot. They are patriotic, nationalistic and sentimental for the good old days when white men with short back and sides ruled the world while wearing sandals with knee high socks.

Bruce Ruxton is a Dinosaur cunt.
I went to the RSL for a cheap crumbed steak and mixed frozen vegetables and it was full of dinosaur cunts.
Did you watch Fox news last night ,it sounded like dinosaur cunts queefing.

by Banana Republican December 28, 2011

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Cunt and Paste

When you cut and paste something from a site and pretend it was your own. A form of Plagiarism where the wrong doer is the cunt.

Dude1: Your mumma's so ugly that if I kicked her in the head her reflection would melt my shoe before it hit her in the cocksucker.

Dude 2 , Hey cocksniff you cunt and pasted that from my favourite gay website

Dude, Touche you got me cuntox

by bennycnz August 23, 2011

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