we dont swing like that bro

when ur friend wants to date u

friend; yo bro i need something to tell u friend 2; what is it friend; i want to date u and have kids with u and i also want to have sex friend2;we dont swing like that bro

by 99994 February 14, 2023

You’re In Bro!!

When you’ve passed all the tests of testicular fortitude that the gods have thrown your way and now you’re finally IN! You’ve unlocked the sweet gushy apple pie that we all dream of. You’ve opened that tightly shut door of vaginal fantasies that you’ve been deprived of for most of your life. You are finally the iron chef of pounding vag. You’re in!

Bro #1: How’d it go with Beth bro
Bro #2: Pretty good man, I read her the poem I’ve been working on for the past 2 weeks and then we held hands.

Bro #1: Dude!!! You’re IN bro!!

by MaxStiffman69 November 22, 2022

Bro Falls

when a joke doesn’t land

Wow bro nice joke, bro falls

by mymomdottcom December 9, 2023

That's magpie bro

When a hoe is lying to your face :(
I've been hurt

Them: 'that car was yellow bro, I swear'
Me: 'no that's magpie bro, it was cream'

by Majestic Meats June 18, 2021

Abby bro

She is almost normal she's usually spacing out and picking her tush she's nice to be around because she can't really communicate in fact she's so slow it actually seems she's going backwards

Stop being an abby bro

by anonymous April 9, 2022

Bro Glide

The action of a man, mostly a frat boy (or Bro) rubbing his male private parts in between another bro's backside cheeks.

Technically, the action doesn't have to be between two males. A woman's back side cheeks can be used as well, which is also commonly known as Ho Gliding or Bare Back Grinding.

"I got a six pack of natty ice! Let's bro glide!"

"Who's up for a game of, who can bro glide the best without bro'ing your load?"

by Spazztaz March 1, 2010

Bro Fund Me

Cash collection process to get your buddy out of jail.

"The Police Department does not accept PayPal. I set up a Bro Fund Me account by driving to your place. How much cash can you donate to help get Sam out of jail. He's a friend in need.

by Matt8ken January 20, 2020