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Spank My Monkey

another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.
"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."
by J-Al January 3, 2009
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Monkey D Luffy

n. The King of Pirates. Show some fucking respect here.
Monkey D Luffy became a pirate becuase of his admiration of "Red Haired" Shanks.
by The Penguin Incarnate October 4, 2003
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purple monkey dishwasher

Despite claims this phrase originated on "The Simpsons", it actually existed long before it was used in the show. The phrase is intended to portray the distortion of facts when passed from person to person.

Its use in "The Simpsons" was accurate; Bart starts a rumour by whispering to one person who whispers it to another, etc. By the time the rumour reaches the front of the crowd, the phrase "Purple monkey dishwasher" has been added to the end due to people mishearing the original rumour as it passed from person to person.

Due to the popularity of "The Simpsons", the phrase has since become a commonly used response to opinions stated based on hearsay and unconfirmed rumours.
Person A - "I heard from a friend of a friend that John cheated on Linda with Karen!"

Person B - "Purple monkey dishwasher."
by godofodd September 14, 2005
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shrine of the silver monkey

Probably the most popular of the rooms in the final temple challenge on the Nickelodeon game show "Legends of the Hidden Temple." Inside the room there were three pieces of a statue of a silver monkey. The participant could not go on to the next room until he or she put the three piece together.
Nostalgic Dude: "Dude, it was so frustrating watching kids who couldn't put the statue together in the Shrine of the Silver Monkey"
Other Dude: "I know! There were only three freaking pieces! How difficult could it be?"
by bob owns life February 14, 2006
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uncircumcised monkey penis

A fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure.
My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday.
by Mr.grittypants69 April 29, 2022
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Monkey D. Luffy

A random boy with a strawhat who wanted to be the Pirate King since he met a man with flip flops, so he got into a barrel and crossed the ocean until he met a pink haired boy. Only lives for meat, professional friendzoner.
"ILL BE THE KING OF PIRATES !!" – Monkey D. Luffy
by ig | ohmyluffy January 30, 2020
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Solid Gold Monkey

1. A monkey made of solid gold.

2. A production company "Solid Golden Monkey Productions"

3. A X-Box Live gamertag
"One day the Solid Gold Monkeys will attack us."
by Tim Butterworth January 25, 2008
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