Dylan John Thomas

Emo guy with a afro

Glizzy: I’m going to see Dylan John Thomas
Kelly: oh the guy with a afro

by Huoljhjbb October 27, 2022

John day

Having a easy day at work pretending to do stuff, but really not doing any productive for work

Looks like he is a john day today

by Lunchtime27 June 9, 2017

john

He is so damn sexy with a huge ass cock. He is tall, has dark brown hair, brown/green eyes. All the girls want him.

John Has A HUGE cock.

by leethalwilson April 12, 2019

John

A big bisexual dumbo

Omg I didn't know you were a John!

by One to many Mexicans in my lif May 2, 2022

John

A lame excuse, typically one given for a poor performance at something. Popular in the Super Smash Bros. community.

If we ever do get to go head-to-head, please...no Johns!

by TheLobsterCopter5000 December 18, 2023

John Mayer'd

When someone replies to your messages with a reaction pic of John Mayer when you least expect it.

"Dude, I just got John Mayer'd."
"By who?"
"Lauren of course."

by John Mayer Stans July 24, 2018

John Big Mouth

(Also known as "BM")
The friend you thought could keep a dreadful secret but as soon as he has an audience of at least 4 (including you) he spoils the secret and rolls it off like "It's a little joke, man, what's the big deal" when everyone is pointing and laughing at you and you genuinely want to JOACAD.

Dave: *Invites 15 friends over for a party*
John: Dave, I got something to tell you. I have a "the hub" channel.
Dave: dw your secret is safe :)
*3 hours later*
Dave: Guys, since we are watching tv, lets watch the best "hub" videos, made by our friend John!!!
John: SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHN BIG MOUTH

by applesaue September 20, 2025