Cream Cheese Sandwich

When a man ejaculates in his hand, then slaps you in the face.

Man, this girl sassed me today... I gave that bitch a cream cheese sandwich.

by kmeek1 October 20, 2008

Cheese me Up

A phrase roughly translating to, "cum in my ass" when referring to a male ass, the ,"cheese" referring to the hot semen, while "me up", refers to the anus bursting with semen".

A synonym for "cream pie"
Wont get anyone cheesed

I told my gay lover to ,"cheese me up" , he ran away and got me jailed for harassment

by MrSlippy October 23, 2016

Have Some Cheese!

the expression yelled prior to launching a rotten cheeseball out of a movie car, normally directed at a pedestrian

Dave yelled "Have some cheese" and then chucked a stanky cheeseball out of the car window, nailing a senior citizen on the head

by Phil H September 13, 2002

good cheese, you deserve the best cheese

a sentence, usually used as a compliment for when someone did something good, and deserves a reward (like some cheese). it can be used for an example if you are playing haricotnite and you die and your squad gets the escargot royale, and you think they deserve cheese.

you: i ate six packs of dalfo-gonfi and 11 plates of grenouilles yesterday
me: good cheese, you deserve the best cheese (and some naeb from my aggiN amigo pancho)

by haha gazpacho October 16, 2018

Ham and Cheese Melt

Referring to a person who constantly and sometimes unintentionally just annoys the fuck out of the people they are around. Implies that they melt your head.

Joe: ah no, look who just arrived!
Mitch: Shit, that lad is such a Ham and Cheese Melt!

by tackleroneill April 6, 2011

Chuck E. Cheese

A place where you can gamble, eat re-used pizza and crawl in shit tubes

I watched this conspiracy video with Shane Dawson exposing Chuck E. Cheeses gross business practices, think I'll go there later and get mouth herpes

by Mikey Francois February 12, 2019

bum cheese 69

1.When a man cums in another mans ass, and then it drys and is crusty, later the man who came in said ass licks the dried cum out

2.Someone who is or has the qualitys of a bum cheeser.

gay guy 1-"We totally bum cheese 69'd last night"
gay guy 2-"and it was tasty, yum"

by bumman August 23, 2006