Trump'ed

When someone suggests you do something, and when you do it, they turn around and say that they disagree with the decision you made.

"Trump: I believe we should reopen the economy.
Kemp: we're reopening Georgia.
Trump: I strongly disagree with his decision"

Damn!! Kemp got Trump'ed

by I-didn't-mean-it April 22, 2020

Trump Dumpling

Something that sounds good, but is full of shit.

He said I could breath on Mars if I tried hard enough. That was a real Trump Dumpling.

by NanchangKev April 24, 2020

Trump Dollar

The equivalent of $1,200 USD; also in reference to the stimulus check provided to American's during the 2020 COVID-19 Beer Virus outbreak

Billy was recently laid off from his job. Billy used one Trump Dollar to pay for a luxurious vacation instead of paying his mortgage like a logical human being.

by Q-Anonymous April 29, 2020

trump speedball

A cocktail of bleach mixed with a disinfectant

I tried the "trump Speedball" it left me feeling dirty

by Secrect Destroyer May 4, 2020

Trump's Law

Being told "No" or limiting rights because you don't like the idea or outcome.

Wrong, wrong, you're not right because I say so...

Trump's Law states I can do what I want because I'm always right, but not always, I always win tho...

by ReVo5000 June 24, 2020

Trump-shit crazy

What you need to exhibit when you need to portray an image scarier than a rabid, urinating, maskless bat from Wuhan singing in the choir, an image to rival that of the shit arranged for your consideration , you need ONLY be "Trump-shit crazy", a SOLID 11 dialled up on the crazy knob.

If a husband "pokes the bear" to make a point to his jealous wife, he had better peg his dial at 11, "Trump-shit crazy" if he expects to even be noticed as being "upset".

by You rReal Name July 2, 2020

Trump's Grater

When multiple illogical explanations exist for the same event, the one that impugns, punishes, harms, and/or confuses the most innocent people should be the one offered as truth on the least trusted communication channels available.

Basically, the opposite of Occam's Razor.

Applying Trump's Grater to her husband's story, she realized that he had indeed had an affair with her sister and not been going to ballroom dancing lessons so he could learn to dance with her at the anniversary party he'd scheduled for them and their respective families at the Four Seasons.

by JedAshbury June 12, 2020