The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.

Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.

by Jasian1028 February 25, 2024

Water Balloon Fight

When a guy wraps a balloon over his dick, then he jizzes in someone's ass, ties off the balloon, and they fart it out, which usually causes it to pop. Get others involved and it's a water balloon fight!

Dude, Amanda is bored, should we get together and have a water balloon fight?

by Smash0605 June 24, 2022

nicolas waters

you know who you are

i see you nicolas waters

by HooverDamMan September 25, 2022

Dingus water

The dingus water is that in which is ejected from the end of a man's dingus. It is also known is weiner water, pishcatoo, or piss. It is yellow in color and sometimes smells of rotten cabbage. It has the magical powers of turning white with the more fluid taken in at the opposite end of the holder, of said dingus.

My grandpa diaper is full of dingus water in the front and mudd butt paste in the rear

by Greg-storestopper April 27, 2021

water repellent

When someone is too much of a egotistical smartass to say poncho or raincoat.

Radia: Guys make sure you bring water repellent on the day to camp.
Us: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WTF WATER REPELLENT
Radia: -.-
Me: *whispers* should of said a raincoat you smartass.

by Dawwonnn May 31, 2017

Poo water

A) an uncomfortable, gross or bad situation.

B) the equivalent of saying “aw crap”.

C) water that is not clear, might have a slight stench to it, and may or may not contain levels of poo

I just dropped my phone in the toilet and had to fish it back out. Ew gross dude, poo water!

by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020

water

something Africans don't have

Those Africans want some water.

by There cracker nigger October 3, 2023