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Gayer than a box of California cranberries

adj. (slang, humorous, absurd)
1. Extremely flamboyant, over-the-top, or obviously gay in a way that’s both unexpected and undeniable.
2. Unnecessarily extra, fabulous, or theatrical, like a Broadway performance starring a drag queen dressed as a fruit salad.
3. A phrase that sounds like an old-timey Southern saying but was actually made up in 2025, yet somehow feels like it always existed.

Coined in 2025, this phrase randomly combines “gay,” “cranberries,” and “California” into something that makes no sense but feels right. Originally created as a joke, it has since confused, entertained, and baffled people across the internet.

-grandaddychino
Gayer than a box of California cranberries:
• “Dude walked in wearing a pink velvet suit with rhinestones. That man is gayer than a box of California cranberries.”
• “Why does this dance routine look gayer than a box of California cranberries?”
• “I told my grandma that phrase and she swears she heard it before. The Mandela Effect is real.”
by GranddaddyChino March 9, 2025
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Music Box (Insturment)

a insturment that the notes is made out of metal and the drum contains metal plucks called Pins to make the song of the music box itself
Ambience: Sankyo Music Box Plays "Rock-a-bye Baby"
Man: I Hear A Tune?
Woman: Whispering Oh Thats My 8 Month Old's ":Music Box (Insturment):" Playing
Man: defined Oh Uh Egh Okay
by GTKCF2023 July 21, 2023
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Lego Box

Another word for a full auto sear/switch on the back of a glock
If you say my name or say my gang you hit with LEGO box
by ChrisPR616223 December 17, 2024
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Peanut Butter Box

When intensely focused on something or talking about something and out if nowhere something out of the blue catches your attention, PEANUT BUTTER BOX.
I was playing catch with my dog and along came a squirrel and, PEANUT BUTTER BOX!

I was telling my girlfriend a story and mid sentence...PEANUTBUTTER BOX!!!!
by BigR3Dd&Poochie May 20, 2022
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Box

Boy you gon get caught up riding in that Box like you bought it.
by 101DaExclusive January 27, 2021
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fart box

I smashed babygirl so hard I think I might have broke her fart box....
by 6CloudN9ne December 3, 2018
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Hot Box

What a middle aged Italian guy named Rich calls a hot tub.
After a long day of skiing Rich was really looking forward to relaxing in the hot box.
by Darnel2023 March 6, 2023
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