When you go to somebody’s house for a sex date for the first time and they only wear a blind fold and never take it off. Then you have sex, leave and they never see your face.
Johnny left his apartment door unlocked for me, I went into his bedroom to find him naked. I bird boxed him and left.
by SassySammie June 18, 2021

by 2StrokeSmoke May 7, 2018

guy 1 : I just sold a box to this dumbass for 85 quid
guy 2 : how old were they
guy 1 : same age as us I don't sell to kids bro
guy 2 : he must have been retarded
guy 2 : how old were they
guy 1 : same age as us I don't sell to kids bro
guy 2 : he must have been retarded
by el chapos son August 10, 2018

Someone who from a distance appears sweet and innocent but once in close range is wild and manic and will pull you to your own demise with their fluffy murder mittens.
by Maniacal Murder Mittens October 1, 2023

by rhymingking23 May 12, 2020
