Double D

Drug Dealer

My man Spike is my favorite double D. He always has what I be looking for when I need to catch a buzz!

by mwah2012 September 3, 2015

0=D²-16D+64

A way of using a dick emoji hidden in a math equation

0=D²-16D+64
0=(D-8)²
0=D-8
8=D

by Math_porn March 27, 2023

Diamond D

The Real Diamond Dylan. But also known as Dildo Dickhead, Double Douchebag, Dick Drama, etc...and his porn name Deep Dicken

Ex.1"Who is that cocky, smug, son of a bitch?"

"Oh, that's just Double D"
Ex.2 "Whose the best fuckin name in marine upholstery?"
"Definitely Diamond D"

by Biscuit Buttshooter June 29, 2022

D-Lone

An old man calling a hearing aid center to obtain a hearing aid but he can’t hear. His phone number is 111-111-1111.

Yo Marsha I just got a phone call from D-lone at work.

by Yo momster May 23, 2024

22'd

cucked

That man got 22'd by a black man.

by JJ Stoner July 24, 2023

J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.

"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."

by joe995 January 14, 2025

D-Von

A sexual act where the dominant male sits on a female's face while her husband sucks his toes.

Bro, I just D-Von'd that bitch.

Her husband is such a slut.

by Devon "D-Von" Drysdale November 7, 2025