murder mutt

A pitbull, so named for their propensity to murder young children and the elderly.

Neighbor 'adopted' a murder mutt from the shelter. Hide your kids!

by RoundenBrown February 24, 2024

Murphy’s law

The law, that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.

i keep getting epic wins, but when i actually start recording, i get no good clips, at all. must be murphy’s law.

by danik0011 February 27, 2024

murithi

A big black giga chad that gonna steal all yo hoes
They like to play basketball and eat watermelon

YO that Murithi is great at basketball

by Big boi 95 March 6, 2024

Murray cod fishhook

The act of fucking a girl doggy style & throwing a line over her head to fishhook her head back so she’s looking at you with those big fish eyes.

My girlfriend really wanted to go fishing, but I only had one rod. Luckily I gave her a Murray cod fishhook, that sorted her right out.

by Badonka March 12, 2024

murabi

called guy who is sexy as fuck and also look like a cutie bear

BICHO MURABI

by piter parker March 14, 2024

murabi

called guy who is sexy as fuck and also looks like a bear

BICHO MURABI

by piter parker March 14, 2024

Murting

The art of beating a man to unconsciousness, then performing sex acts on him until he wakes up, at which point you run away as if nothing happened

I’ve been murting on random guys for a few years now

by Skibiditoiletfan7 March 16, 2024