meat carriage

a slang term for pussy. it is derived from a deli meat slicer. the meat carriage is the apparatus onto which the slab of meat is placed and securely fastened prior to slicing.

1) dude, her meat carriage could have fit a whole boar's head ham.

by alex rizzo January 4, 2009

Meat Mole

What you call a fat dude's chode.

"That date did NOT go well. He was funny and all, but when he dropped his pants all he had was a meat mole."

"Brutal."

by DjentSlayer June 30, 2024

Botswanian meat grinder

When Botwanian monkey anus is grinded into sloppy Joe, put on a big dick and served down a female German's throat as she tries to yodel.

Heidi caught za dirty Botswanian meat grinder last night. That slick bitch loves to yodel on my big swamp eater.

by Frankhopper March 3, 2022

Mystery meat

An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have

Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot

Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude

Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat

by Dizzy , devourer of worlds April 16, 2024

Thinking meat

The brain

I was trying to use my thinking meat, but it failed.

by pseudoluuk September 16, 2018

Second Hand Meat

When a cuckold husband performs oral sex on his wife following a sexual encounter involving another man, for the purpose of eating the other mans semen.

Jeff ate his wife's pussy after getting a creampie from the bull, just so he could get a taste of that second hand meat.

by Meat Vendor June 10, 2022

Meat Capsule

Another, more fitting word for the human brain.

Person A: "Are you fucking stupid? Use your Meat Capsule for once."

by kingcarnival May 7, 2022