Poop

My mommy said so

I wanna take a poop in the car

by SLIMY?VR March 4, 2022

zoom poop

When you mute and turn off the camera in a Zoom to go poop really fast so no one notices.

I was in this long 2 hour meeting and had to Zoom Poop twice. Glad no one noticed.

by secnewt July 26, 2022

ghost poop

when you try to poop but you just fart

man you pooped quick.
nah man it was just a ghost poop.

by hammie boie July 12, 2018

poop

brown solid or liquid (diarrhea ) stuff that comes out of your weird hole thing that's in between your butt cheeks

i just took a GIANT poop

by momfoundthepoopsock101 April 8, 2019

Poop

It comes out of your butthole and it smelly.

Poop is smelly.

by aknjkcbejkebdi s December 14, 2022

poop straw

The phenomenon of getting feces stuck in the urethra (usually after anal sex with the receiver having a massive turd still in their rectum) and then squeezing said feces out of the urethra like a go-gurt.

Dude, my the poop straw my girlfriend gave me last night burned like hell because of her diet of hot cheetos and salsa.

by Hard R 66198 February 13, 2024

poop-

Poop- , you messed up something, and you don't wanna cuss but you want to say something so it sounds like you messed up.

You : Oh poop-
Me : What?
You : I messed up on the project.
(It can be used in a conversation)

by Oofmahlife October 4, 2020