john brown 

king of the burbs baby, all about revivin' the ghetto.

hallelujah hollaback.

John Brown: It's a company. We got experienced members of the street.
Lord Jamar: What's it about? I don't care who ya got. What's it about?
JB: It's about the revival.
LJ: The revival of what?
JB: The ghetto.
LJ: Why would you want to revive the ghetto? The ghetto is poverty and pain, especially for black people.
JB: I wanna revive economically, spiritually...nahmsayin? Infrastructure-wise. It's nothin' but love, my brother.

john brown by hannah fuckin nichols December 12, 2008

John Cena 

White not a slang term himself, the self-proclaimed Doctor of Thuganomics has invented tons of popular catchphrases, Word Life being his most popular one. The Boston native has held the United States and WWE Championships and is one of the world's most popular wrestlers. Cena's admired by casual fans for his "fans first" attitude and hilarious microphone work, but loathed by wrestling purists for his lack of technical skill.

Guy #1: John Cena? He's the rapper, right?
Guy #2: He doesn't rap that much anymore... it's kinda gimmicky.

John Cena by The Standard September 14, 2005

John Stamos 

Male actor who once portrayed Uncle Jesse in full house. Got his start by starring in such Gay Porn films as CliffBanger and Back Door Gardeners III. Was also caught in connection with Rob Lowe's seduction of two under aged males.

"*Farts*....Mhmmmm....."
"Unlce Jesse?"
"(Breathes deep and reaches pervertedly for the little Olsen girl)"
"(Olsen girl screams)"
"YOU'RE GAY JOHN STAMOS!"

John Stamos by AssMan99 August 19, 2006

john mccain

the "good" republican.

if any, i hope john mccain is the candidate republicans choose as their foreman, and i hope that the democrats will pick a candidate at all.

john mccain by gypsy child April 27, 2006

John Lennon haters 

John Lennon Haters pronounced Jon Lennon Hayters

these things are heartless douche asses who believe that John Lennon sucks, or was not that great or used Pauls fame.

John Lennon haters, first arrived on a space ship, in the 1960's, when The Beatles were at the height of Beatlemania. after John Lennon's Jesus comment, more of these Douches came. These people began to dislike him because of his witty humor, and the image of them they saw in there heads. they also saw him as a man who used Paul McCartney's fame.

These Douches will not stop striking with there comments, so we need to put them to rest. If you see any evil comments by these Invaders of our planet please step up and say something to them.

Their main weakness is the lyrics to the song imagine.

Please not all Lennon haters, that your place on the earth is not needed, you should go back to Douch1339 and stay there, we do not need you here hating John Lennon.

The man hasn't done anything wrong, all he wanted was peace. And I do not understand anyones commments about all his money. If he had of been around for Live 8, He would have done a lot of good!

Douches in introductions "Hi, Nice to meet you. I'm a douche"
Or " Hi I'm a douche. we are also known as John Lennon Haters"

well known douches:
Mark David Chapman

John Lennon haters by Marmie August 24, 2007

John Kennedying 

The act of preforming a "John Kennedy". This involves walking beside someone in a way that stops them from walking where they want to, or forcing them to walk into an obstacle, eg a lamppost. Someone who does this is known as a John Kennedy.

Mark: Joe keeps John Kennedying me! Today he made me walk into a wall!
Adrian: Joe is such a John Kennedy!

John Kennedying by JohnKennedy November 23, 2010

John Legend 

Another, more humourous way, of saying legend

'Hey bro, you got any spare tickets to the game?'
'Already got you one'
'John Legend!'

John Legend by Funkmaster 77 October 6, 2011