A Zachary Wood is a rare human who tends to be a little off-ten you may catch him watching pour-ing his feelings out or even get fucked over cause some be-nches just seems to be a spot you'll end up finding yourself one (a Zachary Wood) and beware ladies if you are chilling and your queens are with you just beware they may get a candy crush and they'll probably get a Zacharywood.
Random stranger: that kid with blonde hair is just hanging around...I even saw him with a ferret...
Other Random stranger: that's Zachary Wood
Random stranger: well I have a hundred teeth holding back a monster...
Other Random stranger in the room: (thoughts) damn I can't stop gawking at Zachary Wood
Other Random stranger: that's Zachary Wood
Random stranger: well I have a hundred teeth holding back a monster...
Other Random stranger in the room: (thoughts) damn I can't stop gawking at Zachary Wood
by ZaddysLilCumslut March 07, 2023
an idiot that can't grow a beard
Brandon Zachary can't grow a beard. What an idiot
by LillieGazillie November 15, 2021
daddiest daddy of the daddies. hot and cute and most huggable human being frfrrrfrrrrfr. literal definition of comfort person !! like kiss me oml
~ur bbg
~ur bbg
by ur moms whore ok October 03, 2022
daddiest daddy of the daddies. cutest and definition of comfort person and so huggable and oml kiss me?????????
~bbg
~bbg
by ur moms whore ok October 03, 2022
Someone extremely peculiar to be around, he is tall, probably wears glasses, and has not yet developed a his cerebral cortex.
by Gogurt Tube April 05, 2023
Some sick cunt whos great at everything. He scores all the hoes and is probably rabbit rooting your whale of a mother right now.
by GenderBender6996 October 16, 2021