killing kittens

masturbating, usually guys jerking off to pornographic images. a common phrase on fark.com.

Please forgive me in advance for the one or two kittens that I may be directly responsible for killing after looking at this boobies link.

by tonmeister May 13, 2005

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Killed by the Guardians

The result of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of Halo. It is the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite Bungie's sincerest efforts has been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, to be killed by the guardians.

Running... jump... death.

You were Killed by the Guardians.

by Halcylon March 18, 2008

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party kill

Anything that goes wrong or ends unexpectedly in any circumstance.

*drops phone*
"PARTY KILL!"

*crashes car"
"PARTY KILL!"

*talks to much*
"PARTY KILL!"

*song skips*
"PARTY KILL!"

by felicha January 15, 2008

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killing daisies

Killing daisies refers to having to take a piss while in the backyard at a house party. You're at a house party, in the backyard and the seal needs to be broken. You see the line for the bathroom is long so you find the closest unoccupied space of wall and break the seal.

"Dood! What are you doing?"
"No worries bro, just killing daisies."

by j mingo May 18, 2007

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Captain Kill

A name for a player in Halo3 that grabs the Sniper Rifle on Sandtrap and goes out to one of the far corners of the open desert map and snipes people. The name derives from a film clip featured in the Bungie Favorites where it shows a player named "Captain Kill" sniping from the a far edge of the map.

I keep getting sniped by that fucking Captain Kill.

by Kamikazi Kat October 3, 2008

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