weezer

a person that is a virgin and has no bitches

Daria is such a weezer

by shinigamiishot January 1, 2023

Bow-wheezy

Follower of Jeef the God of Marijuana. Worships Jeef everyday by smoking a lot of Jeef.

Bow-wheezy would say: Yeah man, I've smoked alot of jeef today man."

by Jay Beezy September 10, 2007

wheezing pirate

When your girl is sucking you of and you punch her in the stomach while shooting a load in her eye. she grabs her stomach with one hand bending over and putting the other hand over her eye while saying AARRGGHHH ! thus the wheezing pirate .

Bitch tried to play me like a chump so i hit her with a wheezing pirate to teach her a lesson.

by droland October 25, 2012

weezel

the one and only (also known as urd)

weezel is the coolest person ive ever met, by the way, did you see his butt pirate?

by WEEZEL May 6, 2003

Weezer

A band that used to be good, but no longer is.

Man, Blue and Pinkerton are awesome, but Weezer really screwed it up with Green, Maladroit, and Make Believe.

by idio May 22, 2005

Wheeler

Someone who spends a lot of time in their bedroom, doing who knows what. They are probably playing video games or touching themselves, for that is all they do. Not to be confused with someone successful.

- Hey did you see Joe last weekend?
- No, I think he spent last week in his bedroom, eating pizza and crap alone.
- Man, its a shame he turned into a Wheeler.

by WashingtonDCscholars August 11, 2011

wuhan weezer

When you backflip like a ninja, and you smack a nut on your bitches face mid flip

Bruh I Wuhan weezered that bitch😂

by Iso98 April 6, 2020