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Royal wedding

When you splooge on the top of a girls head and throw a handful of gold glitter at her so it sticks, then proceed to lead her around the house amid much pageantry.
Michelle kept complaining that I hadn’t introduced her to any of my friends, so last night I gave her the old royal wedding at the frat house.
by Danger, MD June 7, 2018
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A wedding never bought a wife.

Taken from Orson Welles' "Moral Indebtedness" column in the October 1943 Issue of Free World.

The use of this phrase, in the context that Mr Welles does, shows an understanding of the idea that many of the results that we hope to be so are not necessarily conducive with, or inherent within our approaches. That a single, extravagant gesture can not denote ownership or credit.

That, which is of real worth, must be earnt through genuine and unwavering efforts of love and determination.
"The extension of this moral argument insists that no man owns anything outright—since he owns it rent free. A wedding never bought a wife. And the devotion of his child is no man’s for the mere begetting."
by Danglelemon August 21, 2024
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lemon wedding

A wedding where a woman is forced into marriage with a guy she dislikes due to a threat against her life or someone else’s
Lena had a lemon wedding with Mike.
by The SuperSanversShipper November 5, 2017
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wedding straw

When you give your "future wife" the pipe on wedding day/night.
Damn bro, you already know I gave her that wedding straw later that night.
by Space Junkee May 2, 2018
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Wedding Cake Surprise

The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.
Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.
by cockbandit1869 July 7, 2011
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Brazilian Wedding

The cutting open of a pineapple, hollowing it out, proceeded by filling it with semen, (may take some time, e.g. weeks-lifetimes), and then using it as a dildo, repeatedly inserting it into the woman's vagina, until she becomes bloodily pregnant. When performed correctly, in nine months time, the woman should produce a minimum of eight children.
Eric politely asked Molly if she was up for having a good-old Brazilian Wedding.
by phillyhubetube April 6, 2011
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alabama wedding

When blood relatives Wed one another to keep the bloodline pure.
Brother and his sister ,mom and son,dad and daughter are reproducing to keep the generations of pure bloodlines intact. Alabama wedding
by Dr Rob205 February 18, 2017
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