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wedding ninja

An service worker generally at a wedding or event, that will continually monitor all plates out. And if left unattended for 15 seconds said plates will be taken and your food will be lost

Originally coined by ponzi
The wedding ninjas took my plate again. I was gone for 10 seconds
by OG Ponzi March 31, 2021
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Walking Wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.
After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.
by Banned As DC June 26, 2022
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ES weddings

where two popular (for no reason) es users get together for a e-wedding.
possibly the most awful thing you'll ever see.
user 1: hey did you see those ES weddings by shoki and eren?
user 2: yeah that shit is so cringe, im not going.
by mewkoz April 21, 2022
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Rifle Wedding

A sudden or hurried marriage because a family member, especially grandparent is on their deathbed.
The doctors said that grandma only had a year left to live, so we had a rifle wedding while she was still alive.
by The Real Nerdbomber September 20, 2022
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hurricane wedding

Hurricane wedding is a dank ass Cannibis strain from Hundred Percent Labs based out of Ohio. It’s a cross between Wedding Cake and Maui Wowie
I just snagged some Hurricane wedding! That shit is bussin respectfully!
by Memedogactual September 29, 2022
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Selling a wedding video

Only Calendario would do that with Susie.
"Susie's got my wedding video? I'd kick her ass" - both Tracy and Jeff over Calendario giving AKA selling a wedding video
by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
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Wedding Jiesus

When you die the night before your buddies wedding from alcohol poisoning, but are magically resurrected from THE GRAVE the next day and successfully perform all your duties.
Holy crap, that dude wearing those sunglasses carrying that jug of water and a bag of tacos drank a bottle of scotch last night, and yet he’s still made it to the wedding, and is now (for some crazy reason) in charge of parking cars. That dude is a wedding jiesus.
by BaconRainey October 19, 2021
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