I don't wear a cap

Basically means "no cap", "I am not lying".

A: I live in a bungalow.
B: nah, cap.
A: I don't wear a cap.

by Spherism November 15, 2022

wearing a hoodie in florida

Almost completely certain to get you shanked.

Similar to: Suicide

Oi! Why are you wearing a hoodie in Florida?

by TheBestBird April 8, 2016

wearing square glasses

wearing square glasses means you get 0 bitches. you have no game. honestly gravity pulls more bitches than you.

emily: “ew nicholas is wearing glasses. he must get no bitches”

nicholas: “hey you wanna go on a date”

suzy: “ew no you’re wearing square glasses”

by ihaveshortnails May 22, 2022

Wearing two glasses

If you wear two glasses that means you fuck absolutely uncountable of dudes and get absolutely no bitches. It also means that your six eyes can’t even let you see your tiny ass penis

That guy wearing two glasses look like you

by Sumonethatisnice May 29, 2022

tear wearing

When you wear clothing despite knowing it's torn.

I'm tear wearing these socks until I get new ones.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

Wearing a cape

The act of pretending to be a 'hero' and a good person by 'helping' people (usually spreading awareness online and guilt-tripping people into donating) and expecting others to agree with your ideologies instead of helping out of the goodness of your heart without expecting anything back. In other words, performative activism.

1: "You're a terrible person for not donating and spreading awareness!"
2: "Have fun wearing a cape"

by HolyFluid August 8, 2024

Go Wear A Hat

Means go to hell or fuck you

“Did you just call me ugly? Go wear a hat bitch”

by Coleshot January 24, 2020