water nazi 

An overly aggresive Water Conservation Officer who spreads fear to those who fail to acknowledge sprinking restrictions and fines them accordingly. A real oppressive force.

Ah shit! Here comes the Water Nazi. TURN OFF the sprinkler or he'll fine us back to the stone age again.

water nazi by waternazi May 20, 2009

Water-done

A state of inebriation in which an individual should only drink water for the rest of the night if he/she intends to not suffer from severe alcohol poisoning.

Ethan: stumbles and knocks over a large birdbath while puking

Robert: "Hey man, why don't you sit over here and just drink this water. I don't think you need anymore beer tonight."

Ethan: "*incomprehensible gibberish*, I'M WATER-DONE!!!"

Robert: "That's right buddy your water-done."

Water-done by llamapapa November 29, 2011

water wank 

Water wank is when an individual of either sex masturbates in water during a bath/shower.

Liam-"Jack what took you so long in the bath?"

Jack-"Oh sorry, I was just having a water wank."

water wank by Brian Limond October 3, 2013

water fucking 

Having sexual intercourse in water- whether a pool, lake, ocean, hot tub, etc.

Cindy and Glenn were water fucking last night in the hot tub.

water fucking by Jilina September 22, 2005

water leaf 

The large classic pot plant leaf. Not very affective to smoke. Generally thrown away.

Look at this huge water leaf I cut off my plant.

water leaf by soundrone October 9, 2006

water polo depression 

When a water polo player has not played in X number of months and longs to play again.

James aren't you playing baseball?

Yeah but it's not the same feeling as when I play polo. I must be going through a water polo depression

water polo depression by waterpolo4life October 31, 2011

water weight

nikocado

“it’s just water weight”

water weight by shotta2x October 28, 2020