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An incredibly cheesy and pointless song by the spice girls which uses made up words such as "zig-a-zig", and overall; sounds as if it was written by a 6 year old. Which it probably was, seeing as most girl bands don't write their own lyrics. The title of the song is also slightly ironic, as a wannabe is someone who aspires to be something they are not; rather like victoria beckham.
If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friends (8)
wannabe by Slice girls March 11, 2008
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wannabegro 

A young sub-urbanite with hip-hop tendencies to include manner of dress and street slang.
That clifford is such a wannabegro, he thinks he is Snoop Dogg!
wannabegro by Nick August 15, 2004

Wannabe Vegetarian 

One whom claims they are vegetarian for a certain amount of time.
Son: "Hey Mom, i'm a vegetarian! But just for this month." Mom: "Don't be silly. You're just another one of those wannabe vegetarians."

Wannabe Badass 

A stereotypical group of people in modern society who try to act tough. These types of people often think they're ''gangster'' or ''street kids'', when they were actually raised by parents, go to a school of well learning and get everything handed to them. They're often bullies and act obnoxious, as well as pick on the weak. While these people try so hard to act badass (in which they aren't), they're actually the types that a badass would stand up to and tell them to get a life. Because these people dont dig what a Badass is. A badass does not bully the weak, or act loud, or try to follow the path of a gangster, at all. These people are the opposite of what they're trying to be, Badass.
Wannabe Badass: Now i'm going to prove how badass i am, by starting a fight with a kungfu fighter.

(Approaches a Badass Kungfu fighter)

Wannabe Badass: Hey you faggot! I'm a gangster, man, come on, man, you wanna fight with me, huh, huh, you wanna fight?

Badass: You're not a gangster. You go to school and have never been in a gang. And no i don't want to fight you, i don't fight the weak.

Wannabe Badass: I'm not weak man! Fuck you, man! I go to fitness every saturday, man! You're the one who's weak, man! Come on, you wanna fight me or not?
Badass: Are you retarded? I just told you, i dont want to fight you. And going to fitness only on saturday will not make you stronger.

Wannabe Badass: OK, that's it, i'm gonna fuck you up
Badass: (Punches Wannabe Gangster down on the ground with one fist)
Wannabe Badass: (Whines like a girl) Aaaaawww. F-Fuck you. Aaaahaaaw. Stop, stop, OK, i admit, i'm a pussy, just don't hit me anymooooore (moans)
Badass: Didn't I say i didn't want to fight you? Now dont ever do that again.
Wannabe Badass by CollectorofSouls January 25, 2015

Wannabe Asian

In other words, a weeaboo
Wannabe Asian by SrSleepy August 7, 2018

Wannabe Lesbian

A girl who will cut her hair off, dress like a guy, and become absorbed in the act of being a tryhard. It is very rare but if they get a girl to like them they will normally tell them off yet lead them on.She emphasises all of the time how much she like girls
Look at Nicki she's such a wannabe lesbian
Wannabe Lesbian by FireyVulpix08 December 13, 2018

Wannabe Nigger Trap Fucker 

A girl who proceeds to suck nigger duck nonstop
This bitch won't stop being a wannabe nigger trap fucker