Hate wank

To masturbate furiously in a mental state of self-loathing.

"My life is so pointless, I have nothing else to do so I'm gonna retreat to my pissy little bedroom and have a HATE WANK."

by spyanuk October 2, 2005

aussie wank

First developed by Dale Hunt, an Aussie Wank is when a man masterbates to Kangaroo Porn. While drinking as many Fosters as possible before ejaculation.

Fuck me that was a long aussie wank, got through 24 fosters.

by Aussie Dale May 3, 2015

wanking around

Same definition as (fuck around) meaning doing something with no goal or reason.

what are you doing here? ( I am just wanking around).

Want to go wanking around the mall? (Sure I'll wank around the mall with you).

by KnowYourDefinition January 15, 2018

PBS and wank

An alternative activity available to those who are too poor and too unattractive to "Netflix and chill."

My man Dio ain't got no job and ain't got no girl. So that fool has to PBS and wank this Friday.

by gonzobrains August 13, 2016

Chicken Wank

The act of masturbating with the inside crease of your elbow thus resembling a chicken flapping its wing.

I had the best chicken wank of my life last night!

by SexuallyActive September 22, 2014

Wank Tights

A more classier version of the 'Wank Sock'. Wank tights are the connoisseurs choice for masturbation.

'ere Terry I much prefer the "Wank Tights" to the sock, its so much more silky, depending on the denier.

by haybarner January 22, 2010

Wake and wank

The act of waking up and masturbating.

Person: I had a wake and wank session this morning after dreaming about Stacy's mom.

by WaywardPrincess April 27, 2017