wang slap

To strike someone with the power of one's wang

"He wang slapped me, so of course I had to challenge him to a duel"

by STD AIDs October 27, 2003

Hang Wang

An irreverant act of male nudity with exposed genitalia, particularly at a forbidden time or location. A reverse moon.

After his shower, Luke thought it would be funny to drop his towel and hang wang in the hallway.

by Daddy-O-Joe June 24, 2006

willy wanging

When (mainly males) (unless you be a tranny) are totally naked and do circle movements with their hips so that they get their genitalia swinging round and round in almost-perfect circles. This action is usually done in front of a mirror: it can be very entertaining for guys ya know.

Guy1: Dude, you know that film 'Bruno'?
Guy2: like, who doesn't?
Guy1: yeah, i love the part where he flops his cock out and starts willy wanging.
Guy2: are you bent?

by Adi Redfern December 12, 2009

wang jangler

the product of adorning ones wang with festive seasonal accouterments (bells, holly, garland etc.)

Dennis: I can't wait for the office holiday party this evening

Petra: Me neither

Dennis: I have been selecting multiple items from the Hobby Lobby so that I can show off me wang jangler

Petra: Neat, I am down with your wang jangler....

by cornfritter December 23, 2010

ninja-wanged

To surprise a ninja and get smacked by his spring-loaded erect penis as a result (or wang). In everyday usage, a term used to describe the result of colliding with a ninja or someone of ninja-esque qualities, resulting in disorientation and humiliation.

The ability to ninja-wang or to cause ninja-wangification or to possess a ninja-wang is reported to be an ancillary reason for a ninja's inherent stealth.

"Ninjas don't just walk slow to not be heard ..." -- John S.

Quote from a waking gaurdsmen:
"I didn't see him coming. I just walked around the corner, and the guy ninja-wanged me."

Quote from a Master:
"Nevermind the pebble. To truly be a master, you must possess the ability of the Ninja-Wang."

by Rob E. November 2, 2006

pancho wang

A Mexican American or Hispanic American who is unable to replicate a stereotypical Mexican accent and instead replicates a stereotypical Asian accent. A complete Coconut.

Look. Pancho Wang just tried to say salchicha in Mandarin.

by David Cabrini September 5, 2007

wang baller

Pronunciation: 'wang-bôlûr
Noun.

A Wendy's employee.

"That bitch forgot my Frosty again! She is such a wang baller!!"

by hi lex January 3, 2006