Walmart 

The Palace of Earthly Delights. The place where you can go to buy donuts, condoms, and Diablo II all in one stop. The employees are known as "associates" and while the customers are often stereotyped as being redneck white trash, many affluent people shop there as well because a bargain is a bargain.

Associate #1: "Say, isn't that Cornelius W. Plunkett III over there in the soft drink aisle? He shops at Walmart?"

Associate #2: "Yup, that special we're running on Diet Pepsi is a hit! Fwee!"

Walmart by GV-Tanith January 13, 2009

Walmart Wolverine 

A term used by Michigan State fans after The Wolverines win a sporting match. It is primarily used out of jealousy and desperation when Spartan fans realize that they support a second rate sports team and a third rate university. There is no greater compliment a Spartan fan could give to a Wolverine fan.

I can't believe State lost again. Remember when we beat Michigan that one time, two years ago. Lets go yell at these Walmart Wolverines.

Walmart Wolverine by jabak101 March 8, 2013

Walmart Rollback 

When you get your hoe that's wearing pantyhose to lay on the bed sideways. Pull the hose down of your hoe, bone her in the ass hArD! Pull out when ready to jizz and draw a smiley face on her ass using your jizz. Jizz two eyes and along the crack of her ass. Carefully pull the pantyhose up and out, as not to disturb your artwork. Let go of the hose so it snaps back. If you did it right, the wet jizz will soak through the hose and make a smiley face. Take cell phone pics to share with friends!

Yo! I'm going to pull a Walmart Rollback on my hoe tonight.

Walmart Rollback by Big-Johnson August 6, 2011

Walmart Run

A quick trip to the nearest Walmart often out of idle boredom, whether you buy anything or just play with the "try me" buttons on kid's toys. A Walmart run often involves two or more people, always on the spur of the moment, and is generally late at night or early in the morning.

"I'm tired of playing Halo 3 for my kick-ass Xbox 360, let's go on a Walmart run!"

"Hey, it's only 2 in the morning, we still have 4 hours before the sun rises, let's go on a Walmart run!"

" 'Two minors were kicked out of Walmart last night after causing a ruckus on a late-night Walmart run.' "

Walmart Run by Ben Deivert January 10, 2008

Walmart Taco 

Don't ask.

You don't want to know what a Walmart Taco is. Seriously, don't ask.

Walmart Taco by diamondmcunicorn January 24, 2010

walmart connection

a person who has very bad xbox live connection causing the whole game to lag.

leonardo1596 has a walmart connection.

walmart connection by dicky1596 January 23, 2011

Walmart Nascar 

An event that is held everyday unknowingly sponsored by Walmart by where any fly by day consumer can become an alustrious Nascar driver by hopping in one of those scooter carts and burn rubber around the store at a blinding 2 mph. Most notorious and famous drivers: old fat people, REALLY fat women, lazy people, white trash, and people with diabetes. Cash registers and the deli counters seem to be the pit stops, with the exit being the finish line.

hey, wanna go to the walmart nascar event today?

Walmart Nascar by repthobo October 13, 2011