Skate Wade

Reaction to Dwyane Wade's smoothness on the court and ability to glide to the hoop which is similar to that of a gazelle.

Skate Wade!

by pyknic November 7, 2011

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Ashley Waldon

Ashley Waldon is many things. Most words can't truly describe her though. To say she is beautiful would be a grand understatement. To say her beauty goes far beyond that of any other girl in the world would be close, but still not enough. When describing her it is impossible not to mention her wonderfully blue and captivating eyes. Looking at her eyes is like looking at the ocean. It's so grand and perfect that you can't help but be in awe at how something could be so breathtaking and enchanting at the same time. Ashley is remarkably unique. Most people are said to be one in a million. Ashley is said to be one in infinity. She is the type of person that will never be replicated due to the fact the universe can only handle all of her awesomeness once. Of course Ashley is much more than a ridiculously gorgeous girl. She has a heart like no other. It is often said to be loved by Ashley is one of the greatest things a person can experience. As you can expect whatever guy Ashley picks must be the luckiest guy in the known universe. Ashley tries so hard and cares so much for the people in her life. Obviously a girl this great is not without fault. She has a tendency to be "difficult" at times but she does it with such elegance that you can't help but love her for it. Ashley can simply be described as a fantastic and ever changing enigma with a natural grace that tends to defy logic because she does what she wants. Or to put all of this into one word Bueno

Guy 1: Did you see Ashley Waldon over there?
Guy 2: (turns to look and is instantly mesmerized and rendered speechless by her beauty)

by Jaren Logic November 5, 2014

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Reverse waldo

When you're fucking a chick in the ass and she has a prolapse. When you pull out it looks like your dick is wearing a "Where's Waldo" hat.

I was fucking the chick from the gas station last night and gave her a reverse Waldo. Then I had to drive her to the hospital to get that shit stitched up.

by Wahoo McDaniel January 26, 2016

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Chocolate Waldo

Taking a shit secretly on a plate and hiding it in the trash leaving everyone trying to figure out where the shitty smell is coming from

Why does the bus smell so fucking bad? I bet someone left a Chocolate Waldo!

by SizedoubleH January 3, 2017

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kevin wade

Tall skinny dumb ass that only responds to questions with smart ass remarks like I know right and stuff like that .. usually an ass to his male relatives (brothers) and will never have enough money . He lies about 99 percent of the shit he says and again the remarks is mind boggling .. stay away from this person if you can if not do yourself the best and shoot yourself while you can

Kevin wade

by Kevin wade May 27, 2017

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