Wake and Shake

Derived from wake and bake

An act of masturbating soon after waking up.

Dude I get mega morning glory, it's hell.
Aha so do I but i get rid of it with a good old wake and shake.

What did you get up to last night?
Slept round some girls, what a night...
Aha what happened the next morning though?
She gave me a wake and shake!

by Sammiisprkl May 3, 2010

wake up to yourself

The term: 'Wake up to yourself' (or 'wake up to ya bloody self'), implies that one should think before acting.

Wake up to yourself and frack off - A phrase used to insist that the listener think about her/his actions before attempting the task at hand whatever it may be, in this case the fracking of gas in Northern Territory, Australia.

by G Morwong April 11, 2018

Wakefield High School

A high school In Arlington County, full of juuling freshmen, annoying ass sophmore, juniors who aren't shit and seniors who think they're the shit .where you get played all the time by assholes . It's where foreign students get to learn the harsh reality of high school. It's where if you're non PC you get fucked over

1: Hey you ever heared of wakefield High School
2: yeah, this where i went for high school
1: it's full of dick heads ,right?
2: yes

by sdjfhsdjlsdf May 14, 2018

Eternal Wake

When a man cums in a fat girl's belly button and then slaps her stomach which causes the cum to slosh around. This is similar to when a boat's wake bounces off the shore and creates more waves.

Damn, that girl's fat!
Yeah, I bet she'd be perfect for an eternal wake.

by gingerscanlickmyballs October 21, 2010

Wakefield

Paranoid nutjob who broke spellcheck.

Wow, I can't understand anything of what you typed - all I get from it is that you think everyone is out to get you. You're a total Wakefield.

by not a nutjob August 25, 2013

Waka Tepe

When you kick someone so hard in the nuts, that there balls retard and dangle from their noses

I hate that douche- I am gonna waka tepe him

by chucklebutt December 3, 2009

WaKa

its a verb, adjective, pronoun, whenever u wanna use it, whenever u wanna say it, in whatever ocation, whatever reason, anythin u can imagine WaKa is there ;D waka waka...

suk my ...waka !
hey, wtf u did ? ...hmm er...waka !!

by Dan October 9, 2004