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toad people

Someone so ugly that they’re comparable to a toad.
Shes so ugly she’s fit in with the toad people.
by phant0mnomnomnom October 7, 2018
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Toad in a hole

Last night I had toad in a hole. Louise gave me fish fingers too
by Fish Fingers February 25, 2019
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boobie toads

lumpy boobs with the texture of a toads back.
also sometimes squidgy!!!!!!!! bluh!!!!
Betty said her boobs look bobbly and malcom said "yes you moose, its like grooping a toad in a carrier bag. Maybe u should get some cream for those boobie toads woman"
by daveyb1 January 24, 2011
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Horny Toad

Ozican rhyming slang for 'road.'
Give us a stubby for the horny toad, mate?
by Croc Cowboy September 17, 2019
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Horny Toad

Term usually used in the souther region, said with a lot of souther drawl.

Used when talking about someone (typically ugly) who is extremely sexual/horny towards you or another, when nothing has been done to initiate the mood.
Oh my god, Jerry is being such a Horny Toad today”

“Bro just block him already, you’ve literally talked to him twice.”
by CamelThomper November 6, 2021
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RYLEE TWADDLEDUCK

I hate this so much it always flat tires me and runs me over
me: i hate rylee twaddleduck
rylee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
by 3.141590 November 16, 2022
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The Midwest American Slacking Toad, also referred to by some cultures as "Battletoad" and "B-Toad" in others can usually be found in it's natural habitat on "the couch". As it sits there, the heart rate of the toad lowers, enabling it to sit there and watch television for up to twenty hours without any movement what-so-ever.

There are no known female specimens of the Midwest American Slacking Toad which leads leading scientists to believe that the Midwest American Slacking Toad is asexual. Odds of reproduction are slim to none. The species is inevitably doomed.

The diet of this particular slacking toad consists 90% of various potato chips and the other 10% is mainly hot pockets, insects and a few small birds. The beverage of choice is none other than Dr. Pepper and is usually consumed two liters at a time.

Despite this fact, the Midwest American Slacking Toad dips the cheapest smokeless tobacco and spits it into the for mentioned Dr. Pepper bottles creating potential threats for unsuspecting organisms.

The language of the Midwest American Slacking Toad is known as none.

This toad is solitary. Communication is virtually non-existent. Social interaction is always awkward at best.

A study has recently been organized to research the Slacking Toad in more depth.

Alternative Names:

The B of T's, Toader, Toadski, El Toaderino, The Toad of Battle, Combat Frog, Amphibious Combatant, Battle Chode, Toad-hair, B-Teasly
What is that Midwest American Slacking Toad doing on your couch?
by Harry Weinhair May 24, 2011
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