Tinklenberged

1. to cause donations for your political opponent to skyrocket as a result of your own stupid, hateful or extreme ideology.
2. to benefit financially from your political opponent's willful and public stupidity

Michele Bachmann got Tinklenberged the minute her October 17, 2008 appearance on Hardball was over

by ColbertWatcher February 23, 2009

twinkie king

Word for the manager of a business, usually but not always fast food, who has a secret stash of twinkies or other snack cake hidden in their office.

Rick is so damn fat that they nicknamed him the twinkie king of the factory!

by LaDeena June 11, 2006

twinkler

n., v. - When you are 69-ing with a honey and she gags on your rod and
you can see her bunghole pucker up

Even though Evelyn and I were goin' at it pretty hot-n-heavy, I couldn't help but laugh when I saw her twinkler.

by -$K- February 23, 2004

twinke masta

an adjective used to describe anything rushed too quickly out of the womb or built in a fourth of half its recommended time

this treehouse is so twinke masta, the entire structure collapsed when i made a tiny nudge with my finger!

by twinke masta May 12, 2004

meat twinkie

a cock

did you say you were hungry? here, baby - eat this meat twinkie

by meattwinkee December 16, 2002

Ear Twinkie

A small "tic tac" sized sphere of skin located in front of the ear. This is common among stubby white boys and AZN males that are superior in kung fu.

Confused Passerby: Hey luke, what's that on the side of your head?

Luke: Oh it's just my ear twinkie

Less Confused Passerby: Wow, thats pretty gross

by C.Wat September 26, 2005

Deep Fried Twinkie

To have your penis sucked and then to cum in someones mouth immediately following anal sex.

Man, last night I Deep Fried Twinkied that chick!

by Thehighsix February 27, 2010