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by tuckerfaischifo April 14, 2020
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Tucker's Bowtie

Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.

Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.

Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.
Person A: "I believe aliens are real!"

Person B: "You're committing a Tucker's Bowtie"
by JimothyJoeBob August 12, 2022
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plum tuckered

Da feeling of utter exhaustion dat you get after majorly chowing down on Australian food dat's been prepared with copious quantities of luscious juicy purple "stool-softener" fruits.
Maybe if da landowner and da "troopers, one-two-three" has simply hidden and waited till da "jolly swag-man" had boiled da "jolly jumbuck" in his "billy" and then added some fresh lavender-colored oversize tree-berries to da pot, said "gleeful" stock-rustler would have been so "plum tuckered" after greedily devouring said fruit-embellished delicacy dat he could have been arrested and hauled off to jail, instead of simply running off and drowning himself in da billabong.
by QuacksO February 7, 2020
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eliot tucker

An absolute flappy fanny who relies on others as he cant support himself through any aspect of life
you just a big dizzy eliot tucker
by FrozenSolidSeal March 18, 2019
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payton tucker

A nerd who loves to geek out and be there self they can be sweet shy and funny.
by Icanactullyspeak May 3, 2021
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Tucker

A TERRIBLE brother. The type that is sure to let you down, cuss you out, and belittle you no matter how much you love him or how much you do for him. No matter how much you try he will NEVER give a shit about you. You are nothing but a burden to him.
What the fuck, Tucker.
by Lilli Luinstra July 22, 2020
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Brown Nose Tucker

When you tuck your dick between your legs and she sucks it from behind, while nosing your assailed as she sucks.
Got a hell of a Brown Nose Tucker last night at your mom.
by Johnny Bravolo July 8, 2021
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