Torna

A simp

Damn homie you’re such a torna 🗿

by Thatonemfz September 9, 2021

Skin Tornando

Rectum, back end, etc...

My skin tornando itches.

by Jesse Beltran August 8, 2006

Awkward Tornado

- Used an awkward turtle can't/won't break the awkwardness of a situation.

- Person verbally states that the current situation is an "awkward tornado."

- If used correctly, the awkward "cloud" should disappear, and the members of the situation should begin to converse, thus eliminating said awkwardness.

Silence*

Person #1: Dude, its like an awkward tornado in here

Persons #2, 3, 4, 5: Ah, yes it is

*Conversation begins.

by aureole November 16, 2010

Limp tornado

When you duct tape the hand of a coma patient to your dick and shake her arm rapidly

“That patient in there has been in a coma for 2 years, $50 and I’ll lock the door and you can get a limp tornado, I’ll tell any other doctor the room is busy”

by Limp tornado creator December 21, 2020

Texas Tornado

You called me up from Amarillo, said you were coming to town
And thought I'd like to tell you hello, and drive an old friend around
I pulled up to the airport, confident and cool
But when you stepped off that plane, I knew I was your fool

My Little Texas Tornado, blowing me away again
I swore it wouldn't happen again, but I looked at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again

You're lying with me in Atlanta, it's such a beautiful lie
You play me like a piano, I always let you get by
I know I'll go through hell girl, when you find someone else
But right now I'm in heaven, and I can't help myself

I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
Texas Tornado
Blowing me away again, I swore it wouldn't happen again
But I look at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind

Texas Tornado

by Death Menace July 18, 2022

anal tornado

when ever a girl "farts". because girls dont pass gas, so there must be a tornado in there ass when it sounds like they do.

WEATHER ALERT:hurricane taquito is heading towards shore, so run for cover. were in for an anal tornado

by charlie December 25, 2004

Tornado Hurler

noun: Tornado Hurler are individuals who are experienced in the art of the tornado hurl. Master Tornado Hurlers can control speed, rotation, distance, intenstity and shape of their current tornado hurl.

Woah, did you see franky the tornado hurler last night, he is truly skilled.

by Alistair MacDonlad January 26, 2006