Piss-toot

Using a bathroom in public can be a very embarassing experience...especially if a piss-toot is involved! A piss-toot is when you are peeing and to your surprise a fart slips out.

I piss-tooted in the bathroom and it stunk so bad a baby started crying!

by Terradactill November 6, 2011

Toot a hoot

To masterbate

Sam: do you think it's wise to toot a hoot before exam
Honey: I heard increase of hormones helps when u don't for few days.

by Jesé May 12, 2015

Looney Toot

A crazy prostitute

“I can’t promise that a looney toot won’t show up”
“That girl right there is a looney toot.”

by Mango11910 July 14, 2020

Toots McGee

A nickname for someone who is passing noisy gas.

We just had beans for dinner and now Toots McGee is here.

by Plees August 8, 2023

Toot

Toot is a word used to indicate that an outfit or a look (or something in general) is good, well done or pleasing to look at. Its opposite is the word boot. It originates on the YouTube series RuPaul's Drag Race Fashion Photo Ruview.

Ooooh girl, those shoes are a complete toot.
I love your hair, toot it!

by vroomvroomgetoutmecar March 4, 2018

Toot

Slang for a vape

Pass the Toot

by crazybubber July 7, 2023

skoogle toots

1. The male version of a "qweef". 2. The male equivalent to skittle tits

1. Jason skoogle tooted in her face right before he came.

2. He hates on her skittle tits, but he should spend some time working on his own skoogle toots.

by MannaDing February 8, 2017